Emoji Horoscope

Using the latest astrological science algorithms, qwerty.dev is able to calculate your horoscope to an accuracy so powerful it would be irresponsible to tell you.

Knowing your exact fate can be extremely dangerous. So, instead we crunch the numbers, and convert your highly accurate horoscope into emoji form, giving you a vague, (and safe) understanding of what your future holds.

How to interpret my Emoji Horoscope?

Having trouble understanding your emoji horoscope? Here’s a brief guide:

First you need to find out your star sign. Your star sign is related to your date of birth. This is because of planets. Use the table below to find your star sign.

Once you’ve found your star sign, check your horoscope using the tool above. Now the serious business begins. We’ll use an example to explain the process.

Let’s say you’re a Libra and your horoscope was:

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Now, this could mean a number of things.

There are literal interpretations:

You’ll receive an angry potato-related phone call.

The universe is reminding you about that phone call you had with your doctor. Remember? She said your blood-potato level was too high. No wonder you’ve been in such a bad mood.

Then there are symbolic interpretations:

Here the potato stands for hard work. The angry face is a father figure. The phone is symbolic of society’s unhealthy dependence on technology. You need to spend less time working and more quality face-to-face time with your parents.

Then there’s the emotional interpretation:

These symbols make you angry for no specific reason. You hate fries, swearing, and telephones. This means you’re going to have a terrible week.

There are many other interpretations (some too dangerous to write here). The only way of finding out the correct interpretation is after it has already happened. Only once the week has passed, can work out what your emojis meant. Hindsight is 20/20.